;; way too much coffee. but if it weren't for the coffee, i'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

;; if this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

;; it's scary how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze,,

;; coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone" streak.

;; my birthstone is a coffee bean.

;; i put coffee in my coffee. how about you?

;; the most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long i can go without coffee.

;; i have many great ideas. most of them start with "coffee".

;; when life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee instead.

;; i’ve had so much coffee today i can see noises,,

;; i want someone to look at me the way i look at coffee.

;; if it's not 10 am yet, no matter what the question is, my answer is always coffee.

;; my teacher needs to start understanding: i only work when my coffee does.

;; i don't need school when coffee is a language in itself.

;; this [insert] runs on love, laughter and a whole lot of coffee.

;; procaffeinating (n): The tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.

;; no use crying over spilled milk. spilled coffee, however, may get you stabbed,,

;; life without coffee is like something wi- with.. without something,, sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet--

;; i eat salad everyday. bean salad,, coffee bean salad,, coffee. i drink coffee everyday.

;; i don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today.