Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my
bed later!

Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it
together sometime!

Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!

You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of
Vitamin ME.

Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have
herpes, and now you too.

Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d
cause a melt down.

Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella


You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my
life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and
MULTIPLY ourselves.

Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of
this world!

You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you
got Fine written all over you.

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid
inside of you!

Kanye feel the love tonight?

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!