I just stepped out of the shower when I got the idea for this article. Well here I am with a towel wrapped around my head and some fresh inspiration!

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I'd like to know how many kilometers my thumb has travelled while scrolling through Instagram...


The average zebra is grey.


Some time in the future, we will have to remove the Sci-Fi genre from some films...


If a musician sounds great while practicing, they are practicing the wrong things.


knowyourmeme.com will become an important website for historical research in the 22nd century.


If we couldn't breathe through our mouths, stuffy nouses would be deadly...


One of the most frequently used placebo is the kiss we get from our parents when we hurt ourselves as kids.


More people have climbed mountains up than down.


The later you stay up the funnier things will get.


You never become critical of the music you're listening to unless you do it in your friend's car.


Gyms should offer a membership where you pay for every day you don't go.


The Olympics should have a fun section at the end where the athletes can try different sports.


They should also have an average person participating alongside for comparison.


If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years I'd do anything they ask of me. But as long as I lived with my parents I always complained about having to take out the trash.


We talk about the ancient romans as if they were all the same, but their civilisation lasted almost 1000 years. That's like saying people in 2019 and 1019 are basically the same.


There should be a millenial version of Monopoly where you walk around the bord paying rent but never being able to buy anything.


My dog understands a few human words. I don't understand any dog barks. He must be smarter than me.


Someone who says "I'll be there in 6 minutes" will usually arrive earlier than someone who says "I'll be there in 5 minutes."


April 1st is the only day people will critically evaluate news paper articles.


Cortana / Siri should say "uh... uhmm... hm... " instead of showing a buffering animation.
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That's enough shower thoughts for today! You can't stay in there forever. Thank you for reading and until next time, ly Pineappplepie <3