Hello everyone!

We were all waiting for so long, but the third season of Stranger Things is finally out and it's A M A Z I N G. If you haven't watched it yet, you should definitely do so as soon as possible. It's worth every single minute.

If you're one of those thousands of people who have already binge watched the whole season, please, welcome to this article! Take a seat, grab some snack and let's read my favorite lines from the third season of Stranger Things.

If you haven't figured it out already, this article contains spoilers, so this is your last chance to leave if you haven't seen the season yet!


1) You can read my favorite lines from season 1 and 2 in the articles below:

2) Gifs do not always fit the lines.
3) Same like with the articles before, these are not just lines, it's also dialogues, quotes and scenes.
4) Unlike in the other two articles, this time the lines/scenes/dialogues are ordered (more or less) chronologically.
5) I had a lot of videos in this article at first. They were my favorite scenes which I didn’t feel like writing down, because it would just lose the magic of the incredible acting. But since We Heart It doesn’t allow me to use videos in my articles without putting the articles “under review”, I had to write the scenes down eventually. Sorry then if the article is unhealthy long ♥


Three inches! - Hopper

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Erica: Watch it nerd!
Lucas: Isn’t it past your bedtime?
Erica: Isn’t it time you died?
Lucas: Psycho!
Erica: Butthead!
Lucas: Mall rat!
Erica: Fart face!
Max: Oh, now that was mature.

Hey dingus, your children are here! - Robin

Steve: I swear, if anybody hears about this…
Max, Lucas, Will, Mike: We’re dead!

Hopper: I need for them to break up!
Joyce: That is not your decision.

Joyce: Well, I mean, they’re just kissing, right?
Hopper: Yeah but it is constant. CONSTANT.

Maybe I'll just kill Mike. I'm the chief of police, I could cover it up. - Hopper

Robin: And another one bites the dust. You are oh-for-six, Popeye.
Steve: Yeah, yeah, I can count.
Robin: You know that means you suck.
Steve: Yep, I can read, too.

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Ahoy, ladies! Didn’t see you there. Would you guys like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me? I’ll be your captain. I’m Steve Harrington. Can I get you guys a little taste of the Cherries Jubilee? No? Anybody? Banana Boat? Four people, four spoons? Share it in the booth? Anybody? It’s hot out there. - Steve

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Dustin: Curfew at 4:00?
Lucas: They’re lying.
Will: It’s been like this all summer.
Max: It’s romantic.
Will: It’s gross.
Dustin: It’s bullshit.

Billy: Shall we say tonight? Eight o’clock?
Karen: I’m sorry. I can’t.
Billy: Can’t what? Have fun?
Karen: [giggles]
Billy: Mrs Wheeler!

Mike: Is she dead?
Hopper: No.
Mike: Did she fall again?
Hopper: No.
Mike: Does she have cancer?
Hopper: No.
Mike: Then I don’t understand. What’s wrong with Nana?
Hopper: Nothing! There’s nothing wrong with Nana!
Mike: WhAt?!
Hopper: But… there’s something very wrong with this thing between you and El.
Mike: Oh, you lying piece of shit! [tries to open car door]
Hopper: [proceeds to prevent Mike from opening the car door]
Mike: YOU’RE CRAZY!
Hopper with psychopathic voice: Crazy? You want to see real crazy? You disrespect me again. Okay? Here’s what’s gonna happen. I’m gonna drive you home. And I’m gonna speak… and you’re going to listen. And then, maybe… maybe by the end of it, maybe if you’re lucky, maybe… I will continue to allow you to date my daughter.
Mike: [shook]
Hopper: Noood if you understaaand!

Mike: Hello?
Eleven: It’s 9:32. Where are you?
Mike: Sorry, I… I was just about to call. I, um… can’t see you today.
Eleven: What… Why not?
Mike: It’s my Nana. She’s very sick.
Eleven: But Hop said that your Nana was okay, that it was a false alarm.
Mike: [whispers shit ] Yeah. That’s… what… we thought it was at first, but then she took a real turn for the worse.
Eleven: Oh.
Mike: Yeah. We think she might… die.
Mrs Wheeler: What?!
Mike, screaming: Mom! Get off the phone! How many times?!
Mrs Wheeler, screaming: Did Nana call?!
Mike, screaming: No, Mom! Just get! Off! The! Phone!
Mike: Sorry about that.
Eleven: Was that your mom?
Mike: Yeah, she’s so upset, she’s making no sense. Because we have to go to the nursing home. To see Nana.
Eleven: You can some over after?
Mike: No! I mean, I… I just think… I need to be alone today. With my… feelings?
Eleven: Do you lie?
Mike: What? No. Friends don’t lie. What, Mom? My mom’s calling me. Better go. Talk to you tomorrow. Miss you already. Bye.

Emotions have been shared.
Boundaries have been set.
Order has been… restored. - Hopper

We ask for forgiveness, not permission. - Nancy

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Dustin: Hi.
Robin: Hi.
Dustin: I’m Dustin.
Robin: I’m Robin.
Dustin: Pleasure to meet you. Uh, is… is he here?
Robin: Is who here?
Steve: [shows up] Henderson!
Dustin: [laughs]
Steve: [starts to jump around] Henderson! He’s back! He’s back!
Dustin: I’m back! You got the job!
Steve: I got the job! Heyy! Oh!

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Robin: How many children are you friends with?

Eleven: But friends don’t lie.
Max: Yeah, well, boyfriends lie. All the time.

Max has dumped me five times. - Lucas

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There’s more to life than stupid boys. - Max

Mrs Driscoll: You look too young for reporters.
Jonathan: We get that a lot.

They’re not actually fans? - Hopper

You have superpowers. What’s the worst that could happen? - Max

Mike: I just… I don’t understand what we’re looking for.
Lucas: Something pretty and shiny that says “I’m sorry”
Mike: What, just something that literally says “I’m sorry”?
Lucas: No.

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Max: Do you like that?
El: How do I know… what I like?
Max: You just try things on. Until you find something that feels like you.
El: Like… me?
Max: Yeah. Not Hopper. Not Mike. You.

Lucas: Three hundred? Three hundred!
Mike: I should’ve shoved that teddy bear right up his-

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Robin: We’ve got our first sentence.
Steve: Oh, seriously?
Robin with russian accent: “The week is long.”
Steve: Well, that’s thrilling.
Robin: I know. But, progress.

I dump your ass! - Eleven

Can we please play D&D now? - Will

The week is long, the silver cat feeds, when blue meets yellow in the west. A trip to China sounds nice if you tread lightly.

Don’t be afraid. It’ll be over soon. Just stay very still. - Billy

Max: Is this really gonna work?
El: [nods]
Max: Holy shit, this is insane.
El: Max.
Max: Yeah, quiet. I’m sorry.

Mike: What did I do wrong? What could I have done wrong?
Lucas: Do I have to go through this again?
El: I see them.
Max: What are they doing?
El: Eating.
Mike with full mouth: I just don’t understand what I did to deserve this.
Lucas: Nothing. Nothing. That’s my whole point. You are the victim here.
Mike: I know. It’s just, why is she treating me this way? I don’t know.
Lucas: Mike...
Mike: What did I do wrong? What did I do wrong?!
Lucas: Mike, stop. Relax. Just relax. Okay? Stop asking rational questions.
Mike: I know, I know, you’re right. You’re right.
Lucas: Yeah.
Mike: Because women act on emotion and not logic.
Lucas: Precisely. It’s a totally different species.
El: They say we are “species”.
Max: What?
El: “Emotion, not logic.”
Max: What?!
Will: Guys, it’s ready.
Lucas: Will, not right now.
Will: They broke up with you. What else is there to talk about?
Lucas: Tons.
Mike: Yeah, we’re trying to solve the great mystery of the female species. [burps and laughs] Dude, you can smell the nacho cheese.
Will: [is digusted]
Lucas: I got that beat.
Mike: What?
Will: Oh, no.
Mike: No, Lucas, no.
Lucas: [farts heavily]
Mike: Lucas!
El: [leaves shocked]
Max: What happened?
El: [dies out of laughter]

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Max: Do you knock? Jeez!
El: YeAh, JeEz!

El: Against the rules?
Max: We make our own rules.

Please address me by my full name. - Will the Wise

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Ugh. Gag me with a spoon. - Max

Dustin: I don’t get why you’re looking at girls anyway. You have the perfect one in front of you.
Steve: Seriously, if you say Robin again....
Dustin: Robin
Steve: No, don’t. No.
Dustin: Robin, Robin, Robin
Steve: No, stop.
Dustin: Robin
Steve: No, no, no
Dustin: Robin
Steve: No
Dustin: Robin
Steve: No, no! No man, she’s not my type. She’s not even… in the ballpark of what my type is, all right?
Dustin: What’s your type again? Not awesome?

Mike: All right, then. I’ll use my torch to set fire to the chambers, sacrificing ourselves, killing the jujus, and saving the Khuisar. We all live on as heroes in the memories of the Kalamar.
Lucas: [high fives Mike] Victory.
Will: Okay. Fine. You guys win. Congratulations.
Mike: Will, I was just messing around. Hey, let’s finish for real. How much longer is the campaign?
Will: Just forget it, Mike.
Mike: No, you want to keep playing, right?
Lucas: Y-yeah, totally.
Mike: We’ll just call the girls afterwards.
Will: I said forget it, Mike, okay?! I’m going home.
Lucas: But… Come on, Will.
Will, leaving: Move!

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Mike: Will, come on. You can’t leave. It’s raining. Listen, I said I was sorry, all right? It’s a cool campaign. It’s really cool. We’re just not in the mood right now.
Will: Yeah, Mike. That’s the problem. You guys are never in the mood anymore. You’re ruining our party.
Mike: That’s not true!
Will: Really? Where’s Dustin right now? See? You don’t know and you don’t even care. And obviously he doesn’t either and I don’t blame him. You’re destroying everything, and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?
Mike: El’s not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls.
Will: ...
Mike: I’m not trying to be a jerk, okay? But we’re not kids anymore. I mean, what did you think, really? That we were never gonna get girlfriends? That we’re just gonna sit in my basement all day and play games for the rest of our lives?
Will: Yeah. I guess I did. I really did.

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Hopper: After Sarah… I had to get away. I had to get the hell out of that place, you know? Outrun those, uh… Those memories, I guess. I mean, why do you think I ended up back in this shithole? But you have something that I never had. You have people that know what you’ve been through. You have people that care about you. Right here. In Hawkins.
Joyce: You mean… You mean, people like Scott Clarke.
Hopper: [are-you-kidding-me-face]
Joyce: That… was a joke.

Dustin: That keycard opens the door, but unfortunately, the Russian with this keycard also has a massive gun. Whatever’s in this room, whatever’s in those boxes, they really don’t want anybody finding it.
Robin: But there’s gotta be a way in.
Steve: Well, you know… I could just take him out.
Robin: Take who out?
Steve: The Russian guard. What? I sneak up behind him, I knock him out, and I take his keycard. It’s easy.
Dustin: Did you not hear the part about the massive gun?
Steve: Yes, Dustin, I did. And that’s why I would be sneaking.
Dustin: Ah. Well, please, tell me this, and be honest, have you ever actually… won a fight?

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Will: You know when you drop on a roller coaster?
Mike: Sure.
Max: Yeah.
El: No.

El: I closed the gate.
Will: I know, but… What if he never left? What if we locked him out here with us?

Who you callin’? The police? - Joyce

Touch my butt, I don’t care! - Dustin

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Max: I don’t know. He looks pretty normal to me.
Lucas: Normal? How many times have you seen him with a shirt on?

You know what this half-baked plan of yours sounds like to me? Child endangerment. - Erica

You can’t spell “America” without “Erica”. - Erica

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Hopper: Wow, I love the place, Lar. Hey, you shoot that fella yourself?
Larry: That’s… That’s not real.
Hopper: No shit!

Hopper: Um… I want you to... forget about sales. I want you to come work for me at the Hawkins PD.
Joyce: And have to look at your face every day? I don’t think so.

It’s not easy out there, Nance. People are always saying you can’t. That you shouldn’t. That you’re not… smart enough, not good enough. This world, it… it beats you up again and again until eventually, I… Most people, they just… They just stop trying. But you’re not like that. You’re a fighter. - Mrs Wheeler

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Mike: Hey, El… I just wanted to say… You know when I said Nana was sick? She wasn’t. I lied.
Eleven: I know.
Mike: Right, right, right. No, I just… think it was important for you to know the context. Hopper, he went all crazy on me, telling me I’m spending way too much time with you. He made me lie. I mean… you’re the most important thing to me in the world.
Eleven: What if he’s right?
Mike: What?
Eleven: Hop.
Mike: No, no, no, no. He’s just some angry old man who hates joy.
Eleven: But if I only see you and I’m a different species than you, then I should be with my species more.
Mike: What are you talking about? [realizes the truth] Did you spy on me?! That’s totally against the rules!
Eleven: I make my own rules.

If I could see them they’d be pretty shit traps, wouldn’t they? - Erica

Robin: Is everyone okay?
Steve: YEAH, I’M GREAT, NOW THAT I KNOW RUSSIANS CAN’T DESIGN ELEVATORS!
Robin: I think we’ve clearly established that those buttons don’t work.
Steve: They’re buttons! They have to do something!
Robin: Yeah, if we had a keycard.
Steve: What?
Robin: It’s an electronic lock. Same as the loading dock lock. If we don’t have a keycard it won’t operate, meaning…
Dustin: We’re stuck in here.
Robin: Yeah.
Erica: Just so you nerds are aware, I’m supposed to be spending the night at Tina’s, and Tina always covers for me. But if I’m not home for Uncle Jack’s party tomorrow and my mom finds out you three are responsible, she’s gonna hunt you down, one by one, and slit your throat.
Steve: I DON’T CARE ABOUT TINA. OR UNCLE JACK’s PARTY. Your mom’s not gonna be able to find us IF WE’RE DEAD IN A RUSSIAN ELEVATOR!

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Joyce: Ah, okay, a magnet? Magnets? Do you know “magnet”? Magnet?
Alexei: Magnit.
Joyce: Yes! Magnit! Okay, so, uh, magnit… on my… my fridge, my icebox, and they… [drops two stones] they fell. They demagnetized, stopped working. Uh, do you understand?
Alexei: Da.
Joyce: Okay, so is that because of the machines that you’re working on?
Alexei: Machina.
Joyce: Machina, machina, yes. [imitates a car]
Alexei: Da, da, machina. Machina, machina!
Joyce: Yes, machina
Alexei: [points at a car] Vroom, vroom.
Joyce: Oh, not… not the car. The machines at Hess Farm where… where we kidnapped you…
Hopper: Joyce, please! You’re givin’ me a headache, both of you!

Mike: Something’s not right. I can’t get Hopper off my back all summer and now all of sudden, he’s hiking with Will’s mom to Illinois? And Dustin’s MIA, too? I mean, this can’t be a coincidence.
Lucas: What does it matter? The bottom line is, they’re not here. It’s up to us.
Mike: Up to us to do what exactly?
Lucas: Find Billy and stop him.
Mike: Okay, yeah, that’s a really nice sentiment, but even if El could find him again, and that’s a pretty big if, then what?
Lucas: We burn the shit out of him and make sure he doesn’t escape this time.
Mike: Okay, then what?
Lucas: Then we win.
Mike: No, see, that’s the problem. We don’t. We don’t win. We got the Mind Flayer out of Will before and he just came right back. We don’t just have to stop Billy, we have to stop the Mind Flayer.
Lucas: How in the hell we do that?
Mike: I don’t know.
Will: Maybe El does.
Mike, looking at the bathroom door: What are they still doing in there?
Lucas: I don’t know. Girls just like hanging out in bathrooms.
Mike: Why?
Lucas: I mean, I don’t know.
Mike: They’re conspiring against me.
Will: That’s what you’re concerned about now?!
Mike: It’s not my main concern. It’s just a sub-concern.
Will: I thought it was already over.
Mike: It’s not over, okay? We’re just taking a break.
Will: She said she dumped your ass. That doesn’t sound like a break.
Max, from the bathroom: It wasn’t! You guys do realize we can still hear everything you’re saying, right?
El: [laughs]
Mike: Conspiring. I told you, they’re conspiring.

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El: She was scared. She was screaming. Bad screams.
Lucas: What’s a good scream?
El: Max said-
Max: Doesn’t matter.

That man in there, I know he doesn’t look it, but he is one of the most dangerous men in the world. He’s, uh… murdered many children. - Hopper

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Erica: You’re all so nerdy, it makes me physically ill.
Steve: No, no, no. No, don’t lump me in with them. I’m not a nerd, all right?
Robin: Why so sensitive, Harrington? Afraid of losing cool points to a ten-year-old child?

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But if they’re building something, why here? I mean, Hawkins. Seriously. Of all places. At the very best we’re a toilet stop on your way to Disneyland. - Robin

You have dragged an enemy of the state into my home as carelessly as a child drags in shit on his shoe. - Murray

Joyce: What is your problem?
Murray: Please, stop talking!
Joyce: NO! We have had a very long day. We have been shot at, nearly blown up, walked God knows how many miles in a hundred degree heat, stole a car, all while being chased by this gigantic… psychopath, all so we can bring him to you. Because somehow you’re the closest person who speaks Russian, which I can’t believe. But that doesn’t matter because, unfortunately, we’re here. So, if you don’t mind, put that thing away, stop behaving like a jackass and ask him what he’s doing that’s making my magnets fall off my damn fridge! Please.

Dude! You did it! You won a fight! - Dustin

Does your species like M&M’s? - Mike

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Alexei in russian: This tastes like shit strawberry.
Hopper: What’d he say?
Murray: He says “It’s strawberry”.
Hopper: I’m sorry?
Murray: His… Slurpee. He says it’s strawberry.
Hopper: So what?
Joyce: Hop, he did ask for cherry. I mean…
Hopper: Well, they didn’t have cherry. They didn’t have it. And it doesn’t matter, because it all tastes the same, okay? It is sugar on ice. You tell him that.
Murray: Tell him what?
Hopper: You tell him that it all tastes the goddamn same!

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He says he likes strawberry, too. - Murray

Erica: Um, you need help with that?
Dustin: No.
Erica: Well, I mean, it’s taking a while, so...
Dustin: Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
Erica: All right, so if we don’t find a more efficient method to stop these fans, we’re never gonna find help, and your ice cream buddies are screwed.
Dustin: Yeah, with that attitude, they are. Jee-zus!
Erica: I’m just being realistic. I mean, we’ve made it about point-three miles in nine hours. Then we had to walk three hours down that tunnel, so I’d estimate ten miles back to the elevator, which should take us approximately twelve-and-a-half days.
Dustin: Did you just do all of that in your head?
Erica: I’m good with numbers.
Dustin: Holy shit. You’re a nerd!
Erica: Come again?
Dustin: You… are… a… nerd.
Erica: Okay, you better take that back, nerd.
Dustin: Can’t put the truth back in the box.
Erica: But it’s not the truth.
Dustin: Let’s examine the facts, shall we? Fact one: you’re a math whiz, apparently.
Erica: That was a pretty straightforward equation.
Dustin: Fact number two: you’re a political junkie.
Erica: Just because I don’t agree with Communism as an ideology...
Dustin: Fact number three: you love My Little Pony.
Erica: And what does My Little Pony have to do with this?
Dustin: Ah, let’s recall the ponies’ latest adventure, shall we? The evil centaur team and Tirek turns Applejack into a dragon at Midnight Castle and then Megan and the other ponies have to use Moochick’s magic to defeat his rainbow of darkness, saving them from a lifetime of enslavement. All the pink in the world can’t disguise the irrefutable fact that centaurs and castles and dragons and magic are all standard nerd tropes. Ergo, My Little Pony is nerdy. Ergo, you, Erica, are a nerd.
Erica: And how do you know so much about My Little Pony?
Dustin: Because I’m… a nerd.

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Alexei in russian: Can we watch Looney Tunes now?
Murray: Nyet.

Max: Okay, can you guys settle an argument for us? Who do you think should decide El’s limits? Mike or Eleven?
Mike: The way that you frame that is such bullshit.
Max: It’s not bullshit, Mike! This is your whole problem. And it’s also precisely the reason why she dumped your ass.
Nancy, surprised: El dumped you?
Mike: Yeah, because she is conspiring against me. She’s corrupting her.
Max: No, enlightening her. The fact is, she’s not yours. She’s her own person, fully capable of making her own decisions.
Mike: She’s risking her life for no reason!
Nancy: For no reason? Mike, the flayed are out there doing God knows what.
Lucas: Killing, flaying…
Will: Transforming into monsters.
Nancy: And El’s not stupid. She knows her abilities better than any of us.
Max: Exactly, thank you.
Nancy: And she is her own person.
Max: Exactly.
Nancy: With her own free will.
Max: Exactly. El has saved the world twice, and Mike still doesn’t trust her.
Mike: You wanna talk about trust, really? After you made Eleven spy on us?
Lucas: Wait, what?
Mike: Oh, she didn’t tell you this?
Lucas: No.
Mike: Your girlfriend used El’s powers to spy on us.
Max: No, no, no, I did not make her. It was her idea. And why are we even talking about this, seriously?
Will: Yeah, who cares?
Lucas: I care!
Mike: Yeah. I guess girlfriends don’t lie, they spy.
Max: We were just joking around.
Mike: Wouldn’t it’ve been so funny if I was taking a massive shit or something?
Max: You weren’t.
Mike: But what if I was?!
Max: Then gross!
Nancy: Seriously, Mike?
Mike: I’m just trying to demonstrate how careless Max is with Eleven’s powers. In fact, how careless all of you are. You’re treating her like some kind of machine when she’s not a machine, and I don’t want her to die looking for the flayed when they’ve obviously vanished off the face of the Earth. So can we please just come up with a new plan because I love her and I can’t lose her again!
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Will:
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Mike: Nothing. Nothing.
Lucas: Just a family discussion.

Would now be a good time to tell you that I don’t like doctors? - Robin

Russina man: Who do you work for?
Steve: Scoops. [laughs] Scoops Ahoy.

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Steve: Jesus, slow down!
Robin: Yeah, what is this, like, the Indy 500?
Steve: It’s the Indy 300.
Robin: No, dingus, it’s 500!
Steve: It’s 300!
Robin: Let’s say a million.
[both die out of laughter]

How many times, Dad? I don’t do drugs. It’s only marijuana. - Steve

I would kill for a hot dog on a stick! - Robin

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Okay, it’s official. I’m never having kids. - Dustin

Joyce: You know what, if you can't handle this, then just turn around and drop me off first.
Hopper: What are you gonna do? You gonna walk back to Hawkins?

Children! Children! Children! - Murray

This interminable bickering was amusing at first, but it's getting very stale and we've still got a long drive ahead of us. So, why don't you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another? - Murray

Alexei: What was that?
Murray: I told them they should have sex.
Alexei: They have not had sex?
Murray: No.
Alexei: [laughs hysterically]
Murray: [laughs hysterically]

Mike: Does that hurt?
Eleven: Uh, not bad.
Mike: You’re gonna have an awesome scar. You’ll look even more badass.
Eleven: Bitchin’.
Mike: Yeah, bitchin’.

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Mike: El…
Eleven: Yeah?
Mike: I’ve been meaning to tell you something. It’s just, being broken up, it’s been hard. And… I like that you and Max are friends now. It’s just, I was jealous at first, and… and angry. And that’s why I said that stupid stuff. And it’s like I wanted you all to myself. And now I realize how unfair that is. And selfish. And, like… I’m sorry. I just, like, I’ve never felt like this, you know, with anyone before… and… You know, they do say it makes you crazy.
Eleven: What makes you crazy?
Mike: You never… You never heard that term… You know, like the phrase, like… “blank makes you crazy”, like the word…
Eleven: “Girlfriends”?
Mike: No, no, no, no, not… not girlfriends.
Eleven, extremely confident: “Boyfriends.”
Mike: No! No, no, not boyfriends either. It’s like… It’s like a feeling, or...
Eleven, clueless: A feeling...
Mike: Yeah, like something… Like, old people say it to each other sometimes.
Eleven: Old people?
Mike: Yeah- What I wanna say is… that I just… I know that I-
Dustin: I repeat… This is a code red!

Steve: Uh, Dustin?
Dustin: What?
Steve: Yeah, we might not wanna go to your house.
Dustin: Why?
Steve: Well, I might’ve told them your full name.
Dustin: [shocked whisper] What is wrong with you?!
Steve: Dude, I was drugged.
Dustin: So?
Steve: So?
Dustin: So, you resist. You tough it out. You tough it out like a man.
Steve: Oh, yeah, it’s easy for you to say.

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You flung that thing like a Hot Wheel! - Dustin

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Robin: I don’t understand what happened to that car.
Dustin: El has superpowers.
Robin: I’m sorry?
Steve: Superpowers. She threw it with her mind. C’mon, catch up.

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Steve: Okay, so, just to be clear, this… this big fleshy spider thing that hurt El, it’s some kind of gigantic… weapon?
Nancy: Yes.
Steve: But instead of, like, screws and metal, the Mind Flayer made its weapon with melted people.
Nancy: Yes, exactly.
Steve: Yeah, okay. I… Yeah, I’m just making sure.

I’m sorry, why is this four-year-old speaking to me? - Murray

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El: I can fight.
Hop: Better than any of us.

Hopper: It’s taking too long.
Joyce: It’s fine.
Hopper: No, it’s not. It is not. She could’ve died back there. She almost did.
Joyce: Well, she’s safe now. She’s on her way to Murray’s. That thing won’t find her, not before we kill it.
Hopper: Hey, this isn’t the way this is supposed to work, all right? You’re supposed to say, “Yes, I told you so. That’s why we needed to go back to the kids.”
Joyce: Oh, yeah, and then you say something like… [mockingly] “Yeah, well, it’s really hard to listen when you make everything sound like it’s the end of the goddamn world.”

Detective Byers. It has a ring, doesn’t it? - Joyce

Bald Eagle has landed. - Murray

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Steve: Are you okay?
Robin: Ask me tomorrow?

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Dusty-bun: Do you know Planck's constant?
Suzie-poo: Do you know the Earth orbits the Sun?

Mike: Whoa, dude. That's the donation box.
Will: I know. I'll just use yours when I come back. I mean... if we still wanna play.
Mike: Yeah, but what if you want to join another party?
Will: Not possible.

Seventeen years of my life… packed up in one day. - Jonathan

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Mike: They’ll come back. I know they will.

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El: Thanks.
Mike: You packed your walkie, right?
El: Yes.
Mike: Because you know that I’m gonna steal Cerebro from Dustin and call you so much, you’re gonna have to turn it off, right?
El: [giggles] Did you talk to your mom? About Thanksgiving?
Mike: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the okay. I’ll be there. And then I was thinking maybe you could come up here for Christmas. And Will, too. You can come before or after Christmas, or whatever Mrs Byers wants, but I was thinking Christmas Day could be super fun, because we’d all have cool new presents to play with and, uh… Sorry, that made me sound like a seven-year-old.
El: I like presents, too.
Mike: Yeah, cool. Yeah. I like… I like presents, too.
El: Cool.

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El: Mike?
Mike: Yeah?
El: Remember that day…

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at the cabin, you were talking to Max?
Mike: Um… I don’t think I follow.
El: You talked about your… your feelings, your heart.
Mike: Oh. Oh, yeah, that. Man, that was so long ago. Um… That was really heat of the moment stuff, and we were arguing and… I don’t really remember… What did I say exactly?
El: Mike… I love you too.

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There’s something I’ve been wanting to talk to you both about. I know this is a difficult conversation, but I care about you both very much. And I know that you care about each other very much. And that’s why it’s important that we set these boundaries moving forward, so we can build an environment… where we all feel… comfortable… trusted… and open… to sharing our feelings. Feelings.
The truth is, for so long, I’d forgotten what those even were. I’ve been stuck in one place, in a cave, you might say. A deep, dark cave. And then, I left some Eggos out in the woods and you came into my life and… for the first time in a long time, I started to feel things again. I started to feel happy. But, lately, I guess I’ve been feeling… distant from you. Like you’re… you’re pulling away from me or something. I miss playing board games every night, making triple-decker Eggo extravaganzas at sunrise, watching westerns together before we doze off. But I know you’re getting older. Growing. Changing. And I guess… if I’m being really honest, that’s what scares me. I don’t want things to change. So, I think maybe that’s why I came in here, to try to maybe… stop that change. To turn back the clock. To make things go back to how they were. But I know that’s naive. It’s just… not how life works. It’s moving. Always moving, whether you like it or not. And, yeah, sometimes it’s painful. Sometimes it’s sad. And sometimes… it’s surprising. Happy. So, you know what? Keep on growing up, kid. Don’t let me stop you. Make mistakes, learn from ‘em, and when life hurts you, because it will, remember the hurt. The hurt is good. It means you’re out of that cave. But, please, if you don’t mind, for the sake of your poor old dad, keep the door open three inches.

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