1. Throw away your shaving cream. Use coconut butter or oil to shave. Apply oil after you dry off. No stubble. No burn. ITS GOOD SHI*T.

2. Don't use shaving cream or coconut butter for your 🐱, though. Use johnsons baby oil or shampoo instead! You'll be razor burn free.

3. There isn't anything wrong with your natural 🐱 smell, but if you want to taste sweet, eat some cranberries. Shit works.

4. Stretch marks on your inner thighs? You should love your tiger stripes, but if you want to get rid of them, use coconut oil + Vaseline EVERY NIGHT.

5. Men's razors get a closer and cleaner shave for your body than female razors (and they're cheaper!) use them!

6. Please go pee after se*x. Please. Never hold it in.

7. CARRY CON*DOMS YOURSELF. NEVER EXPECT ANYONE ELSE TO. YOU'RE A STRONG, INDEPENDENT HO(E). YOU CAN CARRY THOSE TROJANS IN YOUR POCKET PROUDLY.

8. If you're breaking out, go to the supermarket and buy a cheap thing of tea tree oil. It works quickly, efficiently, and it's natural.

9. KAT VON D LIQUID LIPSTICKS ARE BLO*W JOB PROOF. YOU CAN GET MESSY AND THAT SHIT ISN'T COMING OFF. PROMISE. PLUS IT'S MATTE!!!

10. Matte makeup (lipstick, foundation, eyeliner) is best for se*x. It's less likely to come off while you roll around in the sheets.

11. Want longer nails to grip onto someone during the dirty? Garlic on your nail beds. Coconut on your cuticles. BAM. LONG ASS NAILS.

12. To make your eyebrows grow fuller, apply either olive oil or coconut oil every night before bed.

13. Add 1/2 a cup of apple cider vinegar to a bath. It'll reset your 🐱's pH. You'll be feeling and smelling great.

14. Run a hot bath. Pour in your favorite bubble bath. Soak in it. Exfoliate. Before you get out, rub coconut oil all over your body.

15. Homemade exfoliator: mix some honey with white sugar for a lip one & coconut oil with brown sugar for full body.

16. Dry feet are nasty AF. Soak your feet in hot water for 10 minutes and then use a pumice stone to get the dead skin off.

17. For extra soft feet, use the pumice stone and then cover with heavy duty lotion (e.g: Aveeno) and sleep with socks on.

18. Lemon juice and baking soda will remove every cu*m stain from your clothing.

19. Want to hide a hic*key? Apply green concealer & pat it onto the hic*key. Top with your color concealer, foundation+powder. Hic*key be gone!

20. To remove blackheads, buy a soap that's charcoal-based. Do not buy scrubs with microbeads. Use natural exfoliants instead.

21. If you want your 🐱 to be baby soft, invest in some Yoni oil. You can buy it at the supermarket.

22. If your hair is feeling lifeless, massage coconut oil into it every night and tie it up into a bun. Wash it in the morning & BAM! GODDESS HAIR!

23. In your undies drawer, put them in 3 categories: I'm getting fuc*ked tonight, I wouldn't mind randomly fuc*king in this & I'm getting none today.

24. On the days leading up to & after your period wear panty liners on your fav undies to prevent staining them.

25. You can still have fleek brows even if your fuc*king in the middle of the forest. Invest in Anastasia Dipbrow pomade. Lifesaver.

26. Putting 6-10 green tea bags into your bath will leave you feeling energized, refreshed, & your skin will be soft & glowy!

27. If you're about to get dic*ked down, don't wear cotton panties. It can trap lint in the crevice of your thighs.

28. Chloraseptic throat numbing medication helps with deep throat.

29. Drink water. Most cliché tip ever but it's true! It keeps your 🐱 smelling good, your skin fresh and your body energized!

30. It's your god*dam body. Do whatever you want with it. Shave, don't shave, have se*x with whoever you want. Just be healthy and safe.