Hufflepuff: People always whisper about you. Doesn't that make you feel sucky?
Slytherin: You forget, I don't care what people think.

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Slytherpuff feels | Romance & Friendship
I keep seeing things about Slytherin and Hufflepuff romances and usually when I see these it states that the Hufflepuff is most likely to approach the Slytherin because they’re so kind and trusting.
But, I think that the odds of either of these guys approaching the other are 50/50. Slytherins are go-getters to me. So if they see something or someone that they want, I’d like to think they’ll go right for it. Doesn’t matter who they are or their house. The Slytherin will go like “you, I think I like you let’s chat”.
Maybe the Slytherin makes a witty comment in class and the Hufflepuff giggles at it and the their eyes meet in mutual amusement. So both of them just start to realize they have something in common and the Slytherin makes sure to nudge the Hufflepuff sometimes and point out something they believe the other would find amusing.

Yes, Hufflepuffs are trusting and kind and friendly, but Slytherins are too. As long as they know what they’re up against.
Slytherins, please share your thoughts on this with me. Am I within the ball park or no?

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Hufflepuff Common Room Ideas
I don’t know why I’ve been thinking about this so much, but I decided to make a list of all the Hufflepuff common room ideas I have.
• Main thing about the Hufflepuff common room is that is it spacious, the main part is a large circular room and I imagine it having large slabs of stone on the floor as it is in the basement. This means that it’s never overcrowded, just Hufflepuffs padding over cool stones in thick fluffy socks.
• The circular windows at the top of the room. They would magically open and close depending on the orders of the prefects. When it’s closed it can either be warm summer day where Hufflepuffs are sprawled out on cushions watching as muffled light illuminate enough dust particles for it to look like a small galaxy, or it could be sunrise or sunset, where the entire room is pulsating with an orange/yellow light and a comforting silence settles over the people in the room. However, I think they would be open most of the time. Open when they’re having their 1st breakfast (consisting of the burnt toast they get from the kitchen, I mean, it’s not going anywhere), open for year 6 & 7’s at mid-morning during frees where they can hear the birds and the wind mingling with the fire crackling in the background. It would even be open on the thunderous nights so that they can sit and listen to the rain, playing board games in candlelight to comfort those who are scared.
• Circular doors around the common room. There’s a variety of doors around the common room and I can’t help but think that each one has a meaning that only the Hufflepuffs will know and like the Gryffindor password, they change every so often. Behind one could be the pile of both magical and non-magical board games, another a stash of school supplies that Mrs Sprout herself keeps refilling because she knows that its hard for some students to afford all the supplies, and another a stash of everyone’s favourite chocolate ranging from chilli to lavender, it was added after when in Year 3 the dementors came to Hogwarts. One of the doors is a direct tunnel from the common room to a secret area of the gardens where many go to study.
• Plants. As the head of house is Mrs Potts I would find it hard to believe that there wouldn’t be a constant amount of shrubbery, greens and goods thriving in the room. All the plants would be personal favourites of both Mrs Potts and the students. Each year group as their own hanging basket where they can plant whatever they like ranging from garden weeds to some of the rarest and hardest to find plants in the wizarding community. Some of these plants might have medical uses as well such as plants that smell like the thing that brings you the most comfort, plants which if you brew in hot water and drink will put you in a soft dream-like state so you don’t get too stressed out and even plants that cure any wounds from broken bones to paper cuts.
• Wall of comfort. I can imagine that somewhere in the room, along the walls there are two boards. The first is a message board where information about clubs, study sessions or apparition tests are pinned haphazardly. The second is a more personal one. Across it is clipped photos, letters, necklaces, paintings and more, all of them having meaning to the Hufflepuff students. What is put up never usually comes down meaning that you can find letters and drawings of ex-students, inside jokes that you probably can’t even try to understand, you might be able to find something about your parents or elder brothers/sisters on this board. It’s a small yet meaningful tribute to all Hufflepuff students there ever is or was.

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The thing about Slytherin/Hufflepuff friendships/relationships is that Slytherins will do anything for their Puffs.
Like, we will completely change our behavior if it makes them happy.

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Ravenclaw: I don't know what to be for Halloween. Any suggestions?
Hufflepuff: Well what's the scariest thing you can think of?
Slytherin: Working the same job forever.
Gryffindor: Dying alone.
Ravenclaw: Never experiencing happiness again.
Hufflepuff: Oh. I was thinking of Slenderman...

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Ravenclaw: It feels like I haven't slept in 3 days.
Gryffindor: You just woke up an hour ago.
Ravenclaw: It's been too long.

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Ravenclaw: Where are my fucking keys?
Gryffindor: Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff is here, maybe say it nicer.
Ravenclaw: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking keys?

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Gryffindor: What time is it?
Ravenclaw: Do I look like a clock? Is my face round? Are there numbers on it?
Gryffindor: If your face were a clock, I wouldn't ask you what time it was. I'd just look at you.
Ravenclaw: Fair point.

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Ravenclaw: You know, people treat me like a god.
Hufflepuff: How?
Ravenclaw: They ignore my existence unless they need something from me.

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Gryffindor: I wish I was somewhere besides the United States.
Gryffindor: Like Hawaii.
Ravenclaw:
Ravenclaw: heavy breathing
Ravenclaw: through gritted teeth Hawaii IS a part of the United States.
Gryffindor: Wait, Hawaii's a part of the USA? What?!

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Hufflepuff: That's ridiculous, Slytherin doesn't have a crush on me.
Gryffindor: Yes he does.
Ravenclaw: Yes he does.
Slytherin: Yes I do.

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Slytherin: What the heck are you doing?
Hufflepuff: What does it look like??
Slytherin: It looks like you're stealing all my hoodies.

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Slytherin: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Hufflepuff: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship is founded?

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Hufflepuff:
Spider-Man: Homecoming / Kiki’s Delivery Service / Tangled / Perks Of Being A Wallflower / Big Hero 6 / Love, Simon / Finding Dory / Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone
Ravenclaw:
The Grand Budapest Hotel / The Corpse Bride / Everything Everything / The Italian Job / Spirited Away / The Great Gatsby / Treasure Planet / Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Slytherin:
Heathers / The Breakfast Club / The Fox and the Hound / Howl’s Moving Castle / The Man From Uncle / The Devil Wears Prada / Wall-E / Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Gryffindor:
Wreck it Ralph / Pretty In Pink / Avengers Assemble / The Croods / The Princess and the Frog / 13 Going On 30 / Toy Story / Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

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Slytherin: Hufflepuff, you need to learn to not take shit from anyone!
Hufflepuff: okay, I think I deserved it this time though
Slytherin: what?? No! There’s no way-
Hufflepuff: I was almost arrested for making counterfeit bills…
Slytherin: you
Slytherin: you did an illegal thing..?!
Hufflepuff: in tears don’t judge me! I didn’t know it was a crime! I just wanted to help the poor!

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Hufflepuff: I can’t hold this back anymore. I’ve been hiding something about myself
Slytherin: holds breath
Ravenclaw: widens eyes
Gryffindor: hides behind Ravenclaw
Hufflepuff: I…
Hufflepuff: like candy corn…
Sly, Raven, and Gryff: G A A A A A A A A S S P P

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Hufflepuff: hey, Rav’?
Ravenclaw: ya?
Hufflepuff: why are you so protective of me?
Ravenclaw: taken aback I’m not THAT protective!
Hufflepuff: … yesterday you threatened to beat someone up because they threw a pencil at me and it nicked me…
Ravenclaw: well… maybe I am, but it’s because you’re deserving of protection.

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Slytherin: to Hufflepuff No offense, but fuck everyone that's ever hurt you, you're precious and didn't deserve that.

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Hufflepuff: School is cool. That's why, it rhymes.
Slytherin (whispers): Ugh, what a dork. Marry me!

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Hogwarts Friendships
Hufflepuffs are loyal. Slytherins are loyal. I’m 100% waiting for canon Hufflepuff-Slytherin best friends. I can already picture it- the Slytherin being judged for their house by a Gryffindor, then a Hufflepuff steps up and defends them, and from that day on they’re best friends.

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Slytherin: fine, so… Im suppose to tell you about the murder in the chambers but
Slytherin: have you notice how cuuuuuute huff looks today? cooing at Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff: baaaabe stooooop giggles
Gryffindor: yes, please stop, you’re suppose to tell us what the fuck happened.

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Ravenclaw: So, why did you move again? I thought Hufflepuff was in love with the last house
Slytherin: well, yes, but ...
Slytherin: * sigh *
Slytherin: Hufflepuff have rescued like 30 animals and don't let me get started with how many plants we have now, so ... yeah.

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Hogwarts Houses as Scents
Slytherin: Sea brine, iron, damp stone, roses, pine trees, mildew, mint, plum, bananas foster, the salty smell of play-doh, gasoline
Gryffindor: Burning fireplaces, cinnamon, cigarette smoke, vanilla, B.O., pumpkin spice, beer, sawdust, patchouli, leather, old crayon boxes
Ravenclaw: Petrichor, old paper, rosemary, musty attics, lavender, coffee, snickerdoodles, blueberries and raspberries, smoke after blown-out candles
Hufflepuff: Fresh compost, flowers, paint, sandalwood, lemon zest, honey, bacon, peppermint bark, fresh laundry, burning food, leather

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Slytherin: :(
Hufflepuff: Turn that frown upside down!
Slytherin: ):
Hufflepuff: Listen here you little shit.

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Gryffindor: You think this is a bad idea.
Slytherin: Without a doubt.
Gryffindor: Then why are you smiling?
Slytherin: Because bad ideas are my favorite kind.

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“Hufflepuff! Don’t hide under the table.. unless there’s room for me too!”
- Slytherin, probably

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Slytherin: The USA is like the Gryffindor of nations
Hufflepuff: I wonder what nation Hufflepuff would be
Slytherin, Gryffindor, and Ravenclaw: Canada
Hufflepuff: Yeah that seems about right…

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Hufflepuff: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!
Slytherin: Hufflepuff, that's physically impossible.
Hufflepuff: cups Slytherin's face Are you sure?
Slytherin: blushing Stop it, I have a reputation.

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Hufflepuff: why are pants called pants when you only have one pair and when you say “a pair of pants” do you technically have at least 4 pants?
Slytherin: I need to sleep. stop

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Gryffindor: I got arrested because I was too cool.
Slytherin: And the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.