(I want to read a fic about a Hufflepuff and a Slytherin :v I feel like their relationship would be adorable)

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Slytherin: Truth or dare?
Hufflepuff: Truth.
Slytherin: I dare you to kiss me.
Hufflepuff: * kisses Slytherin *
Gryffindor: He didn't even choose dare!!

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after a rude encounter
Hufflepuff: I would've told him to go fuck himself, but I don't talk like that.

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Hufflepuff: I can’t stop thinking about Slytherin. do you think of Gryffindor at night too. ?
Ravenclaw: my crush is not that pathetic. I’m more mature than that.
Hufflepuff: oh…..
Ravenclaw: I think of them every second of everyday.
Hufflepuff: 😂

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Slytherin, smirking: gives Hufflepuff their present
Hufflepuff: unwraps it
Hufflepuff: It's an avocado... thaaaanks!
Slytherin:

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Hufflepuff: (orders bulk load of food)
Slytherin: Not trying to be judgmental but what’s that about?
Hufflepuff: I was a little nervous about impressing you and was given the advice “listen to your gut”
Slytherin: And that’s what you’re doing?
Hufflepuff: And that’s what I’m doing
Slytherin: (laughs) I’m pretty sure you’ve misinterpreted the advice but I’d say it’s working

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Ravenclaw: Professor Flitwick gave me a bad grade, because he says my writing doesn’t keeps asking me to write in a more colloquial tone.
Hufflepuff: Maybe because you use words like colloquial

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Hufflepuff: Why are people so afraid of being gay?
Ravenclaw: Social stigma
Hufflepuff: What’s stigma?
Gryffindor: Stigma dick in ya arse lmao gottem

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Hufflepuff: exists
Slytherin: oh, he's so cute, he's so cute I wish he would go to hell and die, he's so cute!

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Ravenclaw: I’m so stressed, someone end my suffering.
Slytherin: Do you want it to be quick, and do you want it to be now?
Hufflepuff: Slytherin, come on, Ravenclaw was joking!
Ravenclaw: No, no, if Slytherin is willing, yes quick, and just surprise me.
Hufflepuff: … You’re both joking, right?
Slytherin: Obviously.

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Gryffindor: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Slytherin: You’re a hazard to society.
Hufflepuff: And a coward. Do twenty

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in the Gryffindor Common Room
Ravenclaw: you know, this is kinda nice…it’s a place you can relax, be a dick and still do homework in full concentration
Slytherin: yeah and you can just sit and socialise with either the paintings or students; personally I prefer the paintings, but that’s me.
Gryffindor: fake tears up thanks guys, that was the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me! What about you Huffle? What do you think of my firey lair?
all three turn to Hufflepuff, only to find her curled up under a blanket on the chair closest to the fire, asleep; a content smile on her face
Slytherin: holds chest my baby is so adorable!!

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Slytherin: What if you and I see colors differently? Like, red to me looks like green to you, or your blue looks like orange to me?
Hufflepuff: Doesn’t matter. My favorite is still the color of your eyes.
Slytherin: That was so gay and beautiful.
Hufflepuff: So are you <3
Gryffindor: …
Ravenclaw: what the fuck just happened?

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Slytherin: What are your strengths?
Hufflepuff: I fall in love easily.
Slytherin: Uh, okay…and what are your weaknesses?
Hufflepuff: Those beautiful eyes of yours.

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Slytherin: don’t fucking talk to me or go near me or even think about me or I’ll slit your fucking-
Hufflepuff, casually walking up to Slytherin: Hi!
Slytherin: oh my god hi, precious bean. Come here in my arms and I’ll protec. Think of only me and not the big bad world. I fight for you now.

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Hogwarts House Theory:
I personal feel like a lot of people think that Gryffindor and Slytherin are opposite houses because the whole Draco/Harry sexual tension.. sorry mean rivalry.

But like when you really look at it, Hufflepuff and Slytherin are opposites and then Ravenclaw and Gryffindors are opposites.

Like with Slytherin and Hufflepuff you get the people that have so many feelings but can’t stand up for themselves and the people who maybe have a little harder time opening up but aren’t afraid to be themselves.

Gryffindor and Slytherin are just a toxic mix of people that are always determined to be on top but in a different way.

So when you get Gryffindors and Ravenclaws you get the balance of knowledge and lack there of, but Ravenclaws aren’t always looking to be on top, they just want to know as much as possible.

And regarding Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, it isn’t always a bad mix. It just that I feel like there is a lack of connection because since Ravenclaws are very book smart and Hufflepuffs are very people smart and the level of emotions aren’t always the same.

Slytherin shows Hufflepuff when they should draw the line. Hufflepuff shows Slytherin where it’s to okay to soften the line.

Ravenclaw shows Gryffindor how to draw a line. Gryffindor shows Ravenclaw that life isn’t all about lines.

Slytherin/Hufflepuffs and Gryffindor/Ravenclaws are the perfect balance of personalities.

(This is also a broad generalization of the houses because everyone is different, even in the same houses. I wrote this from my personal experience and obviously this doesn’t apply to everyone)

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Hufflepuff: Why are you so sarcastic?
Slytherin: Because killing is illegal.

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Slytherin: ugh… this drawing I did isn’t good.
Hufflepuff: yes, it is
Slytherin: no it’s not
Hufflepuff: I like it though
Slytherin: it’s not good
Gryffindor: comes over to look at the drawing I agree. It’s only okay
Slytherin: FUCK you, Gryffindor. This is MY art and you have NO PLACE criticizing me like this. This art is AMAZING compared to what YOU could do.

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➤ 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙺 𝚃𝚆𝙾 ✧ 𝖸𝖤𝖫𝖫𝖮𝖶 ∴ 𝑯𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒑𝒖𝒇𝒇 —— ❛ Hufflepuffs are honey and flowers and the soft autumn sun . They’re knitted jumpers and scarves and soft tan boots . They’re fresh air and nature , the sound of birds singing . They’re rolling down a hill in the spring , grass stains on your knees , daisy chains in your hair . They’re waving at someone across a crowded room , bright smiles and laughter . They’re coming home after a long day and seeing your family . They’re playing fetch with your dog , your cat weaving between your feet . They’re fluffy socks and song birds and kraft notebooks with hand drawn patterns . They’re throw cushions on a bed , a tiny cottage surrounded by wilderness . They’re the ground beneath your feet , the air that you breathe . They’re the light you chase when you thought you’d never see the morning . ❜

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Ravenclaw: Have you asked Puff out yet?
Slytherin: Well, technically not yet, but in my mind we already have children

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Ravenclaw: So… you’re in love?
Slytherin: No.
Hufflepuff: enters the room
Ravenclaw: Are you smiling?
Slytherin: fighting a smile No.

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Hufflepuff, jokingly: I should have Sly kill you for that
Slytherin, peering around the corner: Who do I need to kill?
Hufflepuff: W- no I was just kidding around
Slytherin, pulling out a switchblade: No who’s bothering you?

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My otp is the one where they grow up as best friends and slowly fall in love. You know.

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Hufflepuff: Why are there butterflies in my stomach?
Gryffindor: Have you eaten any caterpillars?
Slytherin: ... I am surrounded by idiots.

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Slytherin: I’m not gay but you look fucking stunning
Hufflepuff: Sly we’re married.

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Hufflepuff: Words ending in “ie” are so cute. Like “cutie”, “sweetie”, “cookie”-
Slytherin: “Die”
Hufflepuff: …

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quidditch match
Slytherin: casual flying, looking out for the snitch
Slytherin: spots Puff in Crowd
Hufflepuff: smiles & waves
Slytherin: falls off broom

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Hufflepuff: does something unhealthy and/or doesn’t take care of themselves
Slytherin: does the same thing
Hufflepuff: hey now you stop that, it’s unhealthy!!! You should take better care of yourself. God

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Hufflepuff: (Violently doing the macarena)
Ravenclaw: ...
Slytherin: ...
Gryffindor: ...
Slytherin: Huff... Huff, what are you doing?
Hufflepuff:
Hufflepuff: EXTREME CARDIO

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Slytherin: curling up in a ball in a pile of pillows
Hufflepuff: walks in what are you doing??
Slytherin: dying. alone. curled up in a ball.
Hufflepuff: uh-uh
Slytherin: you can’t stop me from death
Hufflepuff: oh i know but i can stop you from being lonely jumps into pillow pile

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Hufflepuff: I love you!
Slytherin: I love you more :)
Hufflepuff: Don’t start a battle you can’t fucking win.

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Ravenclaw: So I used Legilimency on Slytherin's mind.
Gryffindor: And?
Ravenclaw: It was just a constant chain of "Hufflepuff" "Hufflepuff" "Hufflepuff" "Hufflepuff".

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Hufflepuff: I’m so tired and I have two more exercises to do
Slytherin: It’s easy, just do it
Hufflepuff: Oh if you’re so smug about it then why don’t you do it?
Slytherin: Is that a challenge?
12 minutes later
Slytherin: Done
Hufflepuff: Wtf?

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slytherin & hufflepuff texting
Slytherin: why me
Hufflepuff: huh?
Slytherin: you could have all the people in the world and you chose me?
Hufflepuff: you're the best person in the world
Slytherin: not when you're around
Hufflepuff: i love you, you smooth motherfucker
Slytherin: love you too.

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Hufflepuff: What are you fluent in?
Slytherin: Existential dread
Hufflepuff: No, I mean, what flows out of you?
Slytherin: Sarcasm and a dark sense of humour
Hufflepuff: What language-
Slytherin: The language of the dead
Hufflepuff: …Fuck you.

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Waitress: What would you like to have?
Gryffindor: Bring a butterbeer with two straws
Ravenclaw: [blushes]
Gryffindor: [both straws in mouth] Look how fast I can drink this!

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Gryffindor: I have come up with a three step plan to get Slytherin to marry you.
Hufflepuff: Okay, I’m listening.
Gryffindor: Step one, get them to play truth or dare.
Hufflepuff: Oh God, stop.
Gryffindor: Step two, wait until they pick dare.
Hufflepuff: Gryffindor, no.
Gryffindor: Step three, dare them to marry you.
Ravenclaw: shouting from the other room It could work!

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Slytherin: I got a package from my family.
Ravenclaw: Oh, what’s in it?
Slytherin: Seems heavy. Must be their disappointment in me.

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Ravenclaw: No dormí lo suficiente anoche.
Gryffindor: ¿Alguna vez duermes lo suficiente?
Ravenclaw: No. Estoy empezando a pensar que no hay tal cosa.

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Ravenclaw: People today have the common sense to shorten “You all” into “y’all,” yet people way back when never had the sense to shorten “thou art” into “th’art”
Slytherin: why did you wake me up for this.

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Ravenclaw: Can I talk to you about something?
Gryffindor: Sure. What’s bothering you?
Ravenclaw: This is going to sound kinda crazy…
Gryffindor: We go to a school that teaches magic. How much crazier could it get?

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Slytherin: I don’t really have friends.
Hufflepuff: Bold words from someone who is in hugging range.

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Slytherin: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Hufflepuff:
Hufflepuff: I like you.

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Slytherin: Here, hold my morals. I have some shit I need to take care of.
Hufflepuff: What morals?
Slytherin: You know I expected that from Ravenclaw… but not you Huff.

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Slytherin: Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into -
Hufflepuff: You sleep with a stuffed giraffe.
Slytherin: he is mY SeConD IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS.

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Hufflepuff: if you kill someone in the living room is it still ok to call it the living room?
Slytherin: no. go to sleep
Hufflepuff: who delivers the mailman’s mail?
Slytherin: I love you and all but go to sleep please
Hufflepuff:….
Slytherin:……
Hufflepuff: if a kid is bad and wants coal what does Santa do?
Slytherin: if I didn’t love you I’d kill you.

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Slytherin: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself
Slytherin: Picks up Hufflepuff
Slytherin: I've only befriended this Hufflepuff for a day and a half
Slytherin: but if anything ever happened to them, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself

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Ravenclaw: I’m cold.
Gryffindor: Here, have my jacket.
Hufflepuff: Hey, I’m cold too.
Slytherin: What?! takes off jacket I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn’t listen and now piles scarves on Hufflepuff I fucking have to makes sure you don’t fucking FREEZE TO DEATH, but you’re allergic to sweaters, so what the fuck did I expect, and takes somebody else’s hat how fucking long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner.

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Ravenclaw: Why do you like being out in the rain?
Hufflepuff: I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun.
Slytherin: I'm trying to get hit by lightning.

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Slytherin: (dragging self to class) Mornings? More like mournings
Slytherin: I swear I’m gonna punch the first person who talks to me
[Slytherin’s favorite Hufflepuff is walking by]
Slytherin: (to Hufflepuff, all too soon) What a lovely day!
Hufflepuff: Isn’t it? I can almost smell the excitement and the promise of a new day
Slytherin: (trying to impress) If you observe keenly, the sky seems to be greeting us.

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Hufflepuff: says something dumb
Slythierin: remind me again why I’m so in love with you?
Hufflepuff: smiles
Slytherin: Ah, of course.

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Hufflepuff: How are you feeling?
Slytherin, shrugging: Fine, I suppose. I have a headache that comes and goes.
Gryffindor, walking in: Hey, guys!
Slytherin: There it is again.

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Slytherin: You dork
Hufflepuff: You know, I’d call you a nerd but even after we spent so much time together you still intimidate me a bit.

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Hufflepuff: Is something burning?
Slytherin: leaning seductively on the kitchen counter Only my desire for you.
Hufflepuff: Slytherin, the toaster is on fire.

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Slytherin: I feel sad.
Hufflepuff: I have emotional jumper cables. I'll boost you. Just attach like so..
Slytherin: This is just a hug.
Hufflepuff: Is it working?
Slytherin: Yeah.

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Hufflepuff: points their wand at Sly STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING. DON’T MOVE.
Slytherin: What—
Hufflepuff: I SAID DON’T MOVE
Slytherin: freezes in place Okay, okay! What’s going on?
Hufflepuff: Put your hands up!
Slytherin: … does what they’re told
Hufflepuff: HUGS THEM
Slytherin:
Slytherin: This is not fair.

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Slytherin: staring at Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff: Do you need something?
Slytherin: No, I’m just surprised you’re here.
Hufflepuff: Excuse me?
Slytherin: Well aren’t masterpieces meant to be in museums?

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Hufflepuff: I want to do something evil right now, reflecting my personality.
Slytherin: you texted me in capitals yesterday for an hour about the new color pencil set you had bought so I’d like to see what evil thing you have in mind next.

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Hufflepuff: But Sly, you need to learn to share!
Hufflepuff: Okay, if you have ten biscuits and someone asks you one?
Slytherin: I would still have ten biscuits.
Hufflepuff: And if you have ten biscuits and someone takes one?
Slytherin: Ten biscuits and a dead body.
Hufflepuff: sighs
Hufflepuff: What if you have ten biscuits and I ask you one?
Slytherin: Then I would have five biscuits left.
Hufflepuff: Five?
Slytherin: Of course, I would give you half of it.
Hufflepuff: actually touched
Hufflepuff: blushes

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Houses Bedrooms
Hufflepuff:
The plant thing is kinda true / they need pictures of their friends and family / a corkboard with memories of good days, photographs, tickets / lots of knick-knacks on every surface / they need plenty of blankets and pillows to make it cosy
Ravenclaw:
They have their CDs arranged in alphabetical order / books are ordered by colour / they like to have their favourite films on display / probably looks like chaos, but they know where everything is / definitely have had glow-in-the-dark stars on their ceiling at some point
Gryffindor:
Feel low if their walls aren’t painted their favourite colour / no colour scheme, but it looks fun / posters of their favourite bands on the walls / the original floordrobe pioneers / messy, but unlike Ravenclaw they don’t know where their stuff is
Slytherin:
Their room is their sanctuary / black-out curtains / candles for aesthetic, but probably never light them / probably have some semi-precious stones somewhere / still have their childhood stuffed toys.

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Hogwarts First Year House Intros
Gryffindor: “Listen up everyone! We are the brave and the bold! We will fight through all manners of obstacles to win, win, win! Nothing can stop us! YOLO!”
Ravenclaw: “We are the house that is known to be the smartest, so get you shit together and represent. Keep those grades sky high and we won’t have a problem. Alright, first step on our tour is the library…”
Hufflepuff: “Okay, so while the ‘free hugs’ movement fliers are being passed out, welcome! We have freshly baked cookies for everyone!”
Slytherin: “Okay, first thing’s first: we have a bad reputation and others will treat you as such so get used to it. Focus on yourselves and achieving your ambitions. Second,” points dramatically at the Hufflepuffs enjoying their cookies “those precious Puffs must be protected at all costs! If anyone does anything to hurt them in any form, you fuck their shit up so bad Madam Pomfrey can’t do anything. If you learn anything while you’re here, it’s that Puffs are the only sacred thing in this godforsaken place and must be protected from the evils of this world.”

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Ravenclaw and Slytherin debating
Slytherin: Don’t yell at me!
Ravenclaw: I am not yelling! I am raising my voice to convey my passion for the subject!

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Slytherin: I just don't get it!
Hufflepuff: ...
Slytherin: How can you be so stupid?!
Hufflepuff: ...
Slytherin: You could date anyone, but you're with me!
Hufflepuff: ..
Slytherin: I'm 100% evil!
Hufflepuff: you're a 50% sweetheart and 50% idiot, go the fuck to sleep!
Slytherin: But, hear me out...!
Hufflepuff: YOU DO THIS EVERY 2 WEEKS, I LOVE YOU, DEAL WITH IT!
Slytherin: ... sigh fine, I was just trying to help you
Hufflepuff: screams

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Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin hanging out
A muggle passing by: Talks shit about Slytherin
Hufflepuff: Can I say a bad word?
Hufflepuff: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?
Ravenclaw: Yes.
Hufflepuff: to the muggle YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

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Slytherin: Ha, I'm a piece of trash.
Hufflepuff: As someone who cares about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven ok?
Slytherin: ... You smooth fucker... Yes.

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Slytherin: I broke the plant.
Hufflepuff: What do you mean you broke the-
Slytherin, holding up a dead plant: Fix it.

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Gryffindor: Hufflepuff you can’t date Slytherin. You are too much of an angel.
Ravenclaw: Lucifer was an angel too.
Gryffindor: Fair point.

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Hufflepuff: looking up at Slytherin Why do you have to be so tall?
Slytherin: It has its advantages.
Hufflepuff: Like?
Slytherin: leaning down to kiss Hufflepuff on the forehead This.

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Slytherin: So… What’s your favourite Pokémon character?
Hufflepuff: James.
Slytherin: Wait… From the Team Rocket?
Hufflepuff: Yeah, I love him.
Slytherin: Why? I always thought you prefered good characters.
Hufflepuff: Well, putting aside their insane obsession with Pikachu, he is the only trainer that actually ever asked his Pokémons if they want to join him. He lets them wander freely, out of the pokéball and loves them despite being constantly accidentally injured by them. Among others reasons.
Slytherin:
Slytherin: I just realised something.
Hufflepuff: What is it?
Slytherin: I think I love you even more than I thought, if that’s even possible.

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Gryffindor: Am I the only one who-
Slytherin: There are 7,000,000,000 people on this Earth.