"I am not crazy. My reality is just different from yours."
-Chesire Cat

"You used to be muchier....you've lost your muchness."
-Hatter (The live-action movie)

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"
-Steven Wright

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."
-James Mattis

"First you don't exist. At all. Then you're born, and you live your whole life. Then you die. Then you go back to not existing again, forever. So...first you don't exist. Then you exist. Then you don't exist. So this whole thing is just an interruption from not existing.
-Steven Wright

"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."

"Hakuna Ma' Vodka....means no worries for the rest of your nights."

Cover From: Picluck