Wow so I guess articles are my new thing? idek but i know potatoes are my only love...
ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟ - ᴛʜᴇ ғʀᴏɴᴛ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍs
𝙸'𝚖 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛
𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐
𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝚜𝚞𝚗
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐
𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚢
𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚖
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚏 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕, 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕


ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ - ᴊᴏᴊɪ ғᴛ. ᴄʟᴀᴍs ᴄᴀsɪɴᴏ
𝙷𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜, 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝
𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚎, 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚢 𝙸 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞,
𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 (𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝)
𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎, 𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚡 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛
𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎, 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜
𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚒𝚌 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞,
𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝙸 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞? 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝
𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚞𝚎𝚜 𝙸'𝚖 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞


ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ - ᴄᴏᴅᴘʟᴀʏ
𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙾𝚑 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑,
𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚃𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐
𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠
𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚘
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚘 𝙸 𝚜𝚠𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜
𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞
𝙾𝚑 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 '𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠


ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ sɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ ᴘᴀʀᴀᴅɪsᴇ - ᴛʜᴇ ɢʟᴀss ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs
𝙱𝚢𝚎 𝚋𝚢𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚎 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚎
𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚑,
𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚂𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗,
𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝙲𝚞𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚙 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚞𝚜
𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚏𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚛𝚞𝚗
𝙸 𝚜𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚐𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠
𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚜𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚐𝚑𝚘𝚜t


ɪ ғᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴅʀᴏᴡɴɪɴɢ - ᴛᴡᴏ ғᴇᴇᴛ
𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌
𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚍𝚘
𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐
𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐
𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞


ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪʀᴅ sᴏɴɢ - ғʟᴏʀᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ
𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎,
𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚞𝚝
𝚂𝚘 𝙸 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚡
𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝙸 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙
𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚗
𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚕𝚕 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐
𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗, 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚔,
𝚃𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚊 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝


ɪᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴋ - ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀs
𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚏𝚞𝚕
𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜
𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚎,
𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙
𝙾𝚛 𝚛𝚞𝚗 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛, 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞


ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴘɪʟʟs - ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀs
𝙸 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎
𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎
𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚒𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚒𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝙽𝚘, 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚒𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎


Thats all for now! i did this on the span of two days so Happy Halloween!