«We read the weird tales in newspapers to crowd out the even weirder stuff inside us.»
― Alain de Botton
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this is me in the morning, right before school

Where I live, it is full of tourists. And by full, I mean they are everywhere.

The streets are crammed with people wearing different clothes and speaking different languages. Some of them are holding big, colourful suitcases. Others are trying to take the perfect family vacation picture. Some others are buying little trinkets from small shops.

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It is a chaotic yet beautiful scenario that I love living in. I believe it's fun to listen to what these people have to say. They are surrounded by people but they think that no one can hear what they are saying. Some tourists say the weirdest things I've ever heard, so I decided to make a list of them.
I hope this will make you laugh - or at least crack a grin.

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- Wow! It's full of Italians!

A man with a strong northern american accent cried out loud. He was in the middle of a small, crammed street. In Venice. In an Italian city. Of course it's bloody full of Italians.

- I want to orgasm while eating gelato

Why? Just. Why?

- Where's the colosseum?

I don't know ma'am. Maybe - wild guess - in Rome?

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- People live here?
- Why is no one taking a bath? It's so hot today!

If you didn't know, swimming in Venice's canals is a crime. Sometimes, people forget that this city is not an amusement park and, while it is quite alarming, I find it so so funny.

- Mom! Can we buy a pigeon?
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People are weird. So weird. And that's why I like walking through crowds.

Some of the things I listed might be funny or weird just to me but... well... I have a weird sense of humour.

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what's the weirdest thing that you've ever heard a stranger say?

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my name is Caleb, I'm an Italian ordinary guy that loves writing. You can find me on my Instagram: @/xappuxxino