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i found these super funny and kinda interesting questions a few days ago so i asked my friends and reactions were AMAZING, cant remember when have i laughed so much.

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● what happens when you get scared "half to death" twice?
● why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
● why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
● if a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
● why aren't blue berries blue?
● why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
● how come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
● if an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
● so you can wear a bikini in public but not underwear?
● why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
● is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?