1. The scarecrow said, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
(Like “hey, it’s in my genes.”

2. Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

3. Sausage puns are the wurst.

4. How did Luke know what Leia was getting him for his birthday? He could sense his presence.
(Like presents, but presence because of the force.)

5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

6. What kind of car does a sheep drive? A Lamborghini.

7. A dinosaur that has been in a car accident is also called a Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.