here are some cute little quotes to put in your bio!

  • BAE: Bacon And Eggs
  • Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
  • Have lots of hair and like ugly things.
  • Recovering ice cream addict.
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  • You’re a 10, on the pH scale… Cuz you’re basic.
  • I’m not smart. I just wear glasses
  • I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
  • I put the hot in psychotic.
  • Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.
  • It’s very difficult to be great. Losers prove this point continuously.
  • Save water, drink beer.
  • 1f you c4n r34d 7h15, you r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d.
  • Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
  • I will go into survival mode if tickled.
  • Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
  • When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
  • Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?
  • I love to keep my attitudes and heels high.
  • Life is too short. Keep smiling until you lose your teeth
  • People are talking behind your back? Be happy because you are in front of them
  • "Smile and the world will smile back."
  • "Imperfections create character."
  • "It doesn't matter if you're young or old, big or little, smart or dumb, but if you can be yourself and be honest, people will be honest with you."
  • "You're never too young to dream big!"
  • "Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world."
  • Spread kindness as thick as you would Nutella
  • Be a fruit loop in a world of cheerios
  • There’s no “we” in fries

*Bad puns, that’s how eye roll

  • Save the earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate
  • There are hundreds of languages in the world, but a smile speaks them all
  • Don’t look back, you’re not going that way
  • Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
  • The ‘Earth’ without ‘art’ is just ‘eh
  • Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not.
  • I want a cute, long relationship where everyone is like damn they’re still together?
  • Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.