Sew in your hair,
Glue on your lashes,
Paint on your face
And you'll be attractive.
Shave off your eyebrows,
Then, draw them back on,
Stick on some nails
And you can't go wrong.
Got something it your eye?
Don't smudge your mascara!
You look a little dull,
Put on some highlighter.
Remember to wear heels
(The kind you can't step in)
It doesn't matter that you're 5"6 -
Now, you're 5"11!
Remember to take pictures
Only from the left side
Do it in the right lighting -
You have insecurities to hide.
Oh, what a pretty girl you are
once you're all made up!
Now just act like the doll you are
And keep your mouth shut.