Dear WHI's,

Whether you are having a bad day, or if you just want to laugh a bit, this is the article for you!

A while ago I read an article made by @calmh_. I was inspired by her to write this article. She is an amazing writer so be sure to check out her account!

Without further ado, let's laugh a bit together!

How do you call a wingless fly?
-> A walk

Why did the skeleton hit the party solo?
-> He had no body to go with him.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
-> They taste funny

Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?
-> It was craving a well-balanced meal.

What do sheep most like to read?
-> Cattle-logs.

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
-> His mummy

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
-> Because it's pointless.

What do call cheese that isn't yours?
-> Nacho Cheese

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
-> A waist of time

What is red and smells like blue paint?
-> Red Paint

What do you call a funny mountain?
-> Hill-arious!

Thank you for reading!

Loads of love,
Mieke

sources:
https://thoughtcatalog.com/melanie-berliet/2016/04/50-short-corny-jokes-that-will-make-you-laugh-out-loud/
http://www.quickfunnyjokes.com/cheesy.html