Dear WHI's,
Whether you are having a bad day, or if you just want to laugh a bit, this is the article for you!
A while ago I read an article made by @calmh_. I was inspired by her to write this article. She is an amazing writer so be sure to check out her account!
Without further ado, let's laugh a bit together!
How do you call a wingless fly?
-> A walk
Why did the skeleton hit the party solo?
-> He had no body to go with him.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
-> They taste funny
Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?
-> It was craving a well-balanced meal.
What do sheep most like to read?
-> Cattle-logs.
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
-> His mummy
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
-> Because it's pointless.
What do call cheese that isn't yours?
-> Nacho Cheese
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
-> A waist of time
What is red and smells like blue paint?
-> Red Paint
What do you call a funny mountain?
-> Hill-arious!
Thank you for reading!
Loads of love,
Mieke
sources:
https://thoughtcatalog.com/melanie-berliet/2016/04/50-short-corny-jokes-that-will-make-you-laugh-out-loud/
http://www.quickfunnyjokes.com/cheesy.html
