im just making fun of the signs im not trying to offend anyone so don’t take it personally

tag urself

Aries: now fight me!

Taurus: if it’s all the same to you, I’ll have that drink now

Gemini: surpriiiiise

Cancer: with a straight face destroy everything

Leo: i am burdened with glorious purpose

Virgo: looks at their sibling i’ve never seen this man in my life

Libra: Handle me?! who are you?

Scorpio: I’m asking for safe passage through the anus

Sagittarius: your savior has arrived!

Capricorn: You’ll kill me? Evidently there will be a line

Aquarius: i have to get off this planet

Pisces: damn……………