Ah, the struggles of finding the perfect quote for your bio. It can be tough, but this list should leave you with many choices.

  • Spread kindness as thick as you would Nutella
  • Be a fruit loop in a world of cheerios
  • Why be moody when you could shake yo booty?
  • When I needed a hand I found your paw
  • What a beautiful world.
  • There’s no “we” in fries
  • She’s a tornado with pretty eyes and a heartbeat.
  • Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles
  • The police should arrest you for invading my thoughts
  • Bad puns, that’s how eye roll
  • Life is too short to wear matching socks
  • Save the earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate
  • There are hundreds of languages in the world, but a smile speaks them all
  • Don’t look back, you’re not going that way
  • Life is short, smile while you still have teeth
  • Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
  • “You have to be odd to be number one.” -Dr. Seuss
  • The ‘Earth’ without ‘art’ is just ‘eh’
  • Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny
  • Put on your positive pants