Hi Followers, Thanks for the hearts! Well here are some funny short quotes.

1:an apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.

2:I'm a Victoria’s Secret model. It’s such a secret, not even Victoria knows.

3:Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

4:If lying was a job, some people would be billionaires.

5:Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

6:Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.

7:Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

8:My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

9:I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

10:I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.