Time for some more ‘shower thoughts’:

1. Technically all mirrors in a shop are in used condition.

2. If Dramatic Irony is defined as the audience knowing something the characters don't, then the second time you watch something everything is Dramatically Irononic.

3. When you moan about jet lag you are literally complaining that the world doesn’t revolve around you.

4. Every book is just a different combination of 26 different letters.

5. Earth is the third planet in the solar system. Doesn’t that make all countries ‘third word countries’?