I’m trying something different. Here are some ‘shower thoughts’.

1. By cutting a corner when running, you’re actually creating two new ones.

2. Your lips touch when you say ‘separate’ but they separate when you say ‘touch’.

3. If you cut a hole in a net then there’ll be less holes in the net than there were before.

4. The best liar you know is not the best liar you know.

5. If you win a years worth of calendars, then do you only win 1 calendar?