I don't want to study, so I decided to make yet another bts related post.

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p.s., go read their billboard interview... it was amazing

This time around I want to discuss what I love about each member and where they occupy my bias list, because why not spread some love.

This isn't a numerical list. I don't feel right saying any one is better than the other. I like each member for something different. They are all so unique and I think it would be best to celebrate that.

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Okay, on to the explanations.

If you've read any of my other posts, you can tell my main hoe is ᴋɪᴍ sᴇᴏᴋᴊɪɴ.

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This is the only exception to the "no ranking" rule I have. He is my number one. I will always pick Jin out of a crowd. If I had the choice to save Jin or my left kidney I'd probably choose Seokjin.

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So, let's address the elephant in the room. Seokjin is handsome. We know. Below is an article all about how visually attractive Jinboy is. In this post, however, I would like to address the reasons why Jin resonates with me. While I am attracted to Jin for his stunning visuals, I also like him for many other reasons other than surface level.

  • Jin is significantly older than me. Not by much, but six years is a pretty wide gap if you think about it. When he was learning times tables I was pooping my diaper. Older men have always been attractive to me; and maybe that's due to the fact that people tell me I am very mature for my age (lol funny) and act like I'm five years older than I actually am.
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  • Jin seems safe and reliable. There is no confusion about who he is and what he stands for. He makes me laugh, but at the same time I can see him supporting whoever he is with to be the best version of themselves.
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  • He is always there for the other members. He makes me want to settle down and plan the rest of my life. I mean, could you imagine telling your hopes and dreams to this man while he hangs on to your every word?
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kill me pls
  • Even though Jin is the eldest member of bts, he is still a child at heart. I love how he can go from a scolding hyung to a lovable dork in 0.2 seconds.
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Love you, bebs. Keep up the good work.

Complete 180 from Jin comes Jeon fucking Jeongguk.

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Okay, here we go.
  • Jungkook is my age (a year and a couple of days older). He reminds me of that boy who sits in the back of the class who is always cutting up and won't stfu and is super fucking annoying but that lowkey turns you on and you just wanna jump on him. Sorry I went to an all-girl catholic high school I was deprived of all things boys.
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he lowkey a mini Jin but like the complete opposite
  • Jungkook is literally good at everything. I don't think there is a single thing this boy can't do. He has the voice of an angel, dances like the devil, and the laugh of a child. He's literally the total package. But that's also kind of intimidating.
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  • Jungkook is also very hardworking. Could you imagine coming into the public eye at such a young age? It's amazing how strong he has been throughout this entire process; growing up in front of the world's eyes can be damaging. All he wants to do is please us, which makes him give his 400% in everything that he does.
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pls don't cry
  • While Jungkook is freaking hot, he is also the cutest thing in this world. He is so pure and child-like that even though he is older than me I wanna hug him and wrap him up in blankets and tell him everything is going to be okay.
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bless this child
  • Jungkook is the embodiment of preciousness. His smile can make anyone around him smile. If a smile could end wars, Jungkook would be the weapon of choice.
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let me love you

It's crazy to know that we are basically the same age but he is so much more successful than I am. I can barely turn an assignment in on time while he is touring the world and living his best life, making a ton of money. I have $3.56 in my bank account and still have three more years of undergraduate school PLUS four years of grad school. That's seven more years of school where I still haven't made any money. He will make more money in those seven years than I will in my entire life. Help me.

The next member I want to talk about is the amazing... the one and only... Kim Namjoon.

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What in the world would we do without this man? BTS would be a total fucking mess, that's what would happen.

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His stage name RM (Rap Monster) implies that he should be like really scary and intimidating, but in reality, he is the sweetest fucking person on this earth.

  • He literally loves his team.
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  • He is so fucking proud of everything bts has accomplished and never forgets to thank the other members for being so hardworking.
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  • He is such a source of pure support and love I can't handle it!!! Where is the RM in my life??? How do I order one???
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  • Namjoon is the type of person who would drop anything and everything to come help you. His selfless personality and helpful spirit is too pure for this world. He is constantly cheering on his members and making sure they have everything they need to be the best version of themselves. I just love that.
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  • There are literally so many times in my life that I wish I had a person like RM tell me to not give up on the things I loved. I would be such a happier and more whole person.
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  • He is also super fucking smart and conscious. Like I want to sit down and drink coffee with him and talk about everything and anything going on in the world. His voice is smooth like velvet and I could listen to him talk all damn day.

This next member, I'm not gonna lie, scared the living shit out of me at first. But now I realize he is literally a giant teddy bear.

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suga, plotting my demise
  • Yoongi challenges me. God damn, he challenges me.
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  • Suga is literally so fucking cool. He could give two shits about what anyone thinks about him. I strive to be the level of unbothered that Yoongi exhibits.
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  • He doesn't like something? He says he doesn't like it. Something is bothering him? He says it is bothering him. You are being annoying? He'll fucking tell you. He is a man who knows what he wants. And that is so fucking sexy.
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  • Yoongi seems cold and harsh at first, but you really gotta look at where he is coming from. People used him before he got to bts. But he is literally one of the most loving members of the group. He just has to know he can trust you before he opens up to you.
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  • Suga is the type of person to tell you that if something isn't right, do something about it. Don't wait around for other people to fix it for you or to know that what they are doing is wrong. I admire him so much for his strength and independence.
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  • His outward harshness might come off as rude or scary but in reality he is so loving and adorable. Sweet and Sour.

Jung Hoseok needs no introduction.

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  • They call this man a beam of sunlight for a reason.
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  • Anything he touches turns to gold.
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  • J-Hope is hands down the nicest person in the world. He sits up high on that list next to Mother Teresa and the Dalai Lama. I don't think I have seen a video of bts that Hoseok is in where someone is upset.
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  • Having a constant positive attitude is fucking hard. Have you been through sorority recruitment? Well, if Hoseok was a girl he would be the best recruiter. He makes everyone feel so welcomed and like they are the center of his world. I swoon.
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  • This ray of sunshine is also super fucking talented. He can sing. He can dance. He can rap. He literally has me eating out the palms of his hands and he doesn't even know it.
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i can't breathe...
  • I think the thing I love the most about J-Hope the most is that even though he might be going through hard times he always puts his band members' wellbeing before himself. I think if everyone had someone like this in their life there would be no more hurt or self-doubt. I hope he has the best year ever.

Ok, this next member has me very confused. One minute I want to cuddle him up in hugs and kisses and the next I want to unzip his pants with my teeth. Is that weird?

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probably his reaction if he ever read what I just wrote about him lol

Park Jimin needs to pick a damn side. Because my brain cannot take the constant flip-flopping between mochi and sexy. Please, I'm begging you.

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  • My first instinct when it comes to Jimin is motherly. There is something about Jimin that screams safety. Maybe it is in his eyes or the way he smiles, but his openness draws me to him every day.
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i love the way his eyes squint when he is smiling too hard
  • But there is also an unpredictability about him that kind of scares me. Because one minute he could be making you laugh and then he is the one laughing because you are choking up at how perfect he is.
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"mochi" my ASS
  • Jimin's eyes are so intriguing. Could you imagine him looking at you like this?
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sir, that is quite enough
  • Jimin is also so attentive. He gives you his undivided attention when you speak.
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  • I want to shove him in my pocket and run away with him.
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𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝒸𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓈
  • And it is so fucking sad to know that he does not see himself in the same light that we do. Being in constant judgement of the world is rough and hurtful to one's self-image. I just wish he knew how much we look up to him and his strength to overcome what he is going through. So many people go through the same thing as him and I am so fucking proud he is using his platform to spread awareness. He is so strong and he deserves the world.
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we love you Jimin
  • I also love how he is a little brother while simultaneously being a big brother. He is submissive and funny towards his hyung (Jin, Suga, J-Hope, and RM) while being a role model and bully to his younger members (V and JK). But this also leaves him as a punching bag for the rest of the members, which makes for funny videos. The entire group could be making fun of him and he would laugh his ass off because he loves his friends so much.
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  • Park Jimin is a gift to this world that needs to be protected at all costs.

And last but certainly not least is mr. Kim Taehyung.

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  • What I love most about Tae is his constant state of I don't know what the fuck is going on but I'm going to go with it attitude.
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  • He is literally a ride or die kind of friend. He is going to be there for you no matter what.
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  • He has been through so much this past year. Suffering two losses so close together could really tear somebody up. But Taehyung is so strong and resilient, not only for himself but for us.
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  • He is so considerate of everyone around him. Literally I don't think there is one person on this earth that can honestly tell you that there is a mean bone in his body.
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  • I also love how confident he is in himself. Like he knows he is hot and he isn't afraid to show it. I wish I had the level of confidence that he has. It truly gets you places in life.
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  • But he is also super fucking weird? Like he will laugh at literally anything. It doesn't even have to be funny.
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  • I wish I had his carefree outlook on life. I think the best way to live is to not worry about things of the past or troubles of the future. Tae is so comfortable in himself and where he is going. That is so fucking sexy.
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And now comes the ending of yet another bts obsessed rant. I don't know what I would do without these boys. Literally. I am such a happier person now that they are in my life. I love them with all my heart.

But with their new found multinational success, it dawns on me that I am never going to get to tell them in person how much they mean to me. That is what really sucks about this situation. They are so close to us through the internet but there is still a disconnect with the rest of the world.

I am so thankful for all the armys out there who slave over translating videos and tweets for us who do not speak your language. I don't think BTS would have the worldwide success they have today if it wasn't for y'all.

I hope you tell them every chance you get that you love and appreciate them. Because they deserve that. They deserve to know that they are loved and adored by lots around the world.

I hope I get the chance one day to tell them that much.


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god bless bts