I’ve decided to do a weekly pun article.

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

3. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? Fortunately, it was a soft drink.

4. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

5. I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

6. I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.

7. Why don't computer programmers like nature? There are too many bugs.

8. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

9. The one who invented the door knocker should get a No-bell prize.

10. Jobs where you work with concrete just seem to get harder and harder.