Well.

Here we are.

I just wanted to take the time out of my busy schedule of wallowing in self pity due to the amount of hours I'm taking this semester to talk about something that makes me very happy and not hate my life.

This beam of hope and sunshine came into the world on December 4, 1992. God decided on that fateful day that the world would get a lot happier. And prettier.

I introduce to you...

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Kim Seokjin ♥

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I mean... just... wow.

Look at those 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝓊𝒶𝓁𝓈

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Give me whatever he is having, thanks.

ᴊɪɴʙᴏʏ is a man of many names. I will list them to you down below.

Let us begin...

  • Kim Seokjin; real name
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  • Jin; stage name
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short and to the point
  • Worldwide Handsome
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look at the 𝕟𝕖𝕔𝕜

Wow. I'm crying. Visuals that STUN.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Third guy from the left; BBMAs 2017
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International nonfans started to take notice of Jin at the 2017 BBMAs where he was called "third guy from the left" on twitter
  • Car Door Guy; MelOn 2015
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Ah, the pain.

Okay, that's about it for the nicknames.

Now for a little ɪɴғᴏ

  • Born in Gyeonggi-do, South Korea
  • bday: December 4, 1992
  • sagittarius
  • blood type: O (why do you need to know that? idk.)
  • big boi who loves to stuff his face
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go watch his segment called Eat Jin :)
  • he is basically the mom of the group
  • he is the oldest of the members but doesn't act like it
  • he was a street cast and was brought in for visuals/vocals
  • was a sh!t dancer but he good now lol
  • dem shoulders tho
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you could build a house on that foundation

Here is some Jin milestone °°°·.°·..·°¯°·._.· 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕤 ·._.·°¯°·.·° .·°°° throughout the years.

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Pre-debut... so smol
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Debut... ok let's not
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War of Hormone... ok I see you
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I Need U... crying lol
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Dope... he can check me up anytime ;)
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Run... here comes the feels

Next comes something I seldom speak of due to the fact that I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT WITHOUT GETTING HOT AND FLUSTERED.

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Ok. Next comes the Fire music video. Everything was bearable up until this point. Jin was sweet and a little cutie pie. But then, Jin did something VERY rude and disrespectful.

He came out of NOWHERE and snatched the soul out of my body.

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Good God Almighty
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{me}

I didn't sleep for days.

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wow rude much?

Totally uncalled for.

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malfoy?

Death has become me.

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WTF!

RUDE AS HELL.

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Save Me... literally

(ง'̀-'́)ง I'm ready to square up (ง'̀-'́)ง

I can't talk about Blonde! Jin. The words literally cannot come out of my mouth. So, I don't like to think about it. Or look at it. This era was VERY disrespectful. Nobody could handle it. I was busy minding my Jimin stan when BAM! Jinnie became Daddy and my bias list fell into shambles. I didn't sleep. I didn't eat. Well, I did eat, but I was in shock. Why did BigHit let this happen?

After the hair color that shall not be named came a very peaceful and beautiful era.

Blood Sweat and Tears MV

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What a great time! Pink-haired Jin let me live. He redeemed himself after the disrespect of the previously noted music videos cough Fire cough Save Me cough. This age brought about more Jin screen time, which made ya girl v happy since my bias list shifted. Jin's 🆅🅸🆂🆄🅰🅻🆂 were in full force.

You Never Walk Alone

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wow i love art

This age brought back a more [natural] Jin. He went from Daddy (thanks Blonde! Jin) to Hubby. My bias list became solid with Jinnie getting more lines and more screen time. His quirky and lovable personality shone and we got to see a more open Jin.

And last, but certainly not least...

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Love Yourself: Her which brought us even more Jin lines and more happiness

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D(am)NA
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MIC DROPed me on my head

Well, there you go go. Thank you for letting me introduce the love of my life. Can't wait for more Jin eras and lines to come.

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me rn

Thanks for listening to me rant about Seokjin,

R ◕‿◕