1. Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.

2. It's Britney bitch.

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3. Wendy's.
Michael: Hello Wendy! This is Kevin's friend Michael.
Wendy's: This is not Wendy.
Michael: Ohhh I'm sorry could you put her on please?
Wendy's: Dude, this is the Wendy's restaurant.

4. I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know.. I sing in the shower, sometimes I spend too much time voulenteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car.
So sue me.

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5. I need an username, and I have a great one. Littlekidlover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

6. Michael: You wanna hear a lie?
Toby: Yeah.
Michael: I think you're great. You're my best friend.

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7. That's what she said.

8. And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

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9. I'm not superstitious, I'm just a little stitious.

10. I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!!

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11. And then suddenly she's not yo ho no mo.

12. It's not me, It's the society. And if it's me, well then society made me that way.

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13. I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!

14. Trump makes people sad.

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15. Dwight you ignorant slut!

16. WHERE ARE THE TURTLES???

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