It's been a while, and I'm sorry about that. I'm very inconsistent, as you can tell. The only reason why I'm updating this is that it's regents week, and I don't have any regents to make up, so I have the whole week off. Oh! Also! I was thinking of writing short stories, or Imagines, for me or people who want any! If you want one, message me and I'll try to get it done. The first one I'm most likely going to do is one on Odell Beckham Jr., just because he's amazing. I honestly love him so much, and not just because he is a real snack. Lol, okay, I'm done. Or at least I think I am.

Since I haven't updated in ages, which I'm so sorry about, I'm just going to talk about stuff going on in the world today. Some stuff is going to be political, other stuff, not so much. Basically, Dear World, is going to be my public diary. Judge all you want, I live in America, so I have free will to do anything, well, I can't go kill someone, actually, I can, but then I'd be arrested for the rest of my life, and orange is so not my color, so imma pass on killing someone and getting arrested. Sorry for getting off track, I tend to get off track easily, or at least that's what my friends say.

Oh my gosh! I have to say (or type in this situation) that I cannot wait till we can to Articles off of our phones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is honestly too much work for me to use both my phone and my laptop! I simply just want to use one electronic so I don't die of radiation!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or maybe, I'd become one of those Enhanced people with super cool powers! Now, that, I would not mind. It would be super cool, I could be like Elsa from Frozen. I'd be a bad bitch, freezing the haters out of my life. Don't you wish sometimes that all of these stories form Disney, Marvel and DC were real? Yo, if Captian America and Thor were real I'd kidnap them. Lol, can you imagine an eighteen-year-old girl who is only 4'11" kidnapping a super soldier who was frozen in ice for seventy years and an Asgardian god of thunder who possesses the power of lightning? Someone should draw a little comic strip of that and show me. I would, but I can't draw for shit, honestly. I've always liked drawing, but I can't draw at all. My sister always laughs at me when I even try to attempt a drawing. I sometimes laugh along with her.

Also! I found this picture on Pinterest when I had my daily Pinterest binge, but sadly, We Heart It will not let that link work, but it said:

Beautiful woman... She can deal with stress and carry heavy burdens, she smiles when she feels like screaming, and she sings when she feels like crying, she cries when she's happy and laughs when she's afraid. Her love is unconditional. There's only one thing wrong with her. She forgets what she's worth! Send this to every beautiful woman you know. Remind her that she's unique.

So I'm sending this to all of y'all, y'all are beautiful in your own way. Don't feel as if you have to measure up to the tabloids because YOU ARE PERFECT, YOU DO NOT NEED TO CHANGE WHO YOU ARE. And if anyone tells you otherwise, call me up. I'd go all Black Widow on their assssssssssssss.

Before I go, I just feel like this Article has been all over the place, but there's no need to worry!!!!!! I'll have everything sorted out by the next Article!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ciao, bella e bella gente!!

(and yes, I know Italian. I am that amazing. Lol jkkkkk, I looked that up on Google Translate)