"you should call life alert because i've fallen for you and i can't get up"
"is your dad a baker, cause you've got some nice buns"
"if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber"
"i don't have a library card, but do you mind if i check you out?"
"are you a fruit, because honeydew you know how fine you look right now"
"i think i lost my number, can i have yours?
"can i take a picture of you to prove to all my friends that angels do exist"
"do you like nintendo? because wii would look good together"
"did you read dr. seuss as a kid? because green eggs and damnnn"
"i'd love to have you over, but you're so hot i'm afraid my air conditioning"
"when god made you, he was showing off"