Everyone likes to laugh, in fact laughter is good for your health. I hope you find something here that makes you smile, or even better laugh out loud....lol.....

A mom texts, "Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?" He texts back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later." The mom texts him, "It's ok, don't worry about it. I'll ask your sister, love you too."

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop.

Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

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Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!"

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, "Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo." The next day, the boy was walking down the road with the monkey on his shoulder again, when he passed the same policeman. The policeman said, "Hey there, I thought I told you to take that money to the zoo!" The boy answered, "I did! Today I'm taking him to the cinema."

Q: Why are vampires so easy to fool?
A: Because they are suckers.

Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.

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