As promised in my Slytherpuff article, some wonderful examples of conversations between a Slytherin and a Hufflepuff. Enjoy!
1. Contradiction, much?
The difference between the two houses is huge, but it's also a fascinating factor in their relationship.
Hufflepuff: I am so awake and ready for the day! The sun is beautiful and I am so happy to be alive.
Slytherin: I've had 30 minutes of sleep for the last five days and I can smell sounds. Please kill me.
2. A typical Slytherin
Slytherin: I've been dropping subtle hints that I love them.
Hufflepuff: (walks by)
Slytherin: I lo- hate you.
3. A typical Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!
Slytherin: That's physically impossible.
Hufflepuff: (cups Slytherin's face) Are you sure?
Slytherin: (blushing) Stop it, I have a reputation.
4. The truth has been told, right?
I love how, no matter what, a Hufflepuff does not think of a Slytherin as someone who's unemotional.
Hufflepuff: How can you hate Slytherin? They're the most smol, soft thing in this whole world.
Slytherin: (wiping blood off their face) Yeah, I'm adorable.
5. Savage
Like I said in my last Slytherin (Harry Potter) article, they're such a great team when it comes to being humoristic, sarcastic or fun in general.
Hufflepuff: Wow, three tattoos! Those are pretty permanent you know.
Slytherin: Wow, three kids! Those are pretty damn permanent, Hufflepuff.
6. A normal, daily conversation?
I seriously doubt the fact you can call it normal. Typical, maybe?
Slytherin: (closes a cabinet)
(a crash is heard behind the cabinet door)
Hufflepuff: What was that?
Slytherin: (raises glass of orange juice) The sound of someone else's problem.
7. WARNING: cuteness overload
Slytherin: (laying face-down on their bed)
Hufflepuff: Hey, Sly. You doing okay?
Slytherin: (muffled) I just need a bit of a break from everything. Including existing.
Hufflepuff: Alright. If that's what you want.
(plops face-down on Slytherin's bed with them)
8. Really?
Hufflepuff: It's the inside that matters, not the outside.
Slytherin: Really? Give me an example.
Hufflepuff: The refrigerator.
Slytherin: (shrugs) Makes sense.
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