We all know the feeling, you're just there, minding your own business, then this creep comes up and starts a 'conversation' with some pick up line. Now you can get the upper hand and chase him off!

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Where have you been all my life?
Away from you.

If I am able to rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together.
Oh, how sweet. If you asked me, I would put "F" and "U" together.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
Go ahead. I need to practice hitting a moving target.

Are you a magician? Because abraca-dayum, girl!
Yeah. Now watch me disappear.

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
Sorry, no map. So why don’t you just get lost?

That’s a cute dress. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
And it would look fabulous jammed into your windpipe.

I know how to please a woman.
Oh, really then please get out of here.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Well, I actually crawled my way up from hell.

Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
The only natural disaster here is you.

I didn’t know angels flew so low.
I didn’t know losers aimed so high.

You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
Hopefully I can forget this conversation.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making all the other women look bad.
And you’re making all the other men look quite fantastic.

I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Sorry, I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.