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This isn't a story about how the girl gets the guy she's been crushing on since the third grade.
This isn't another stereotypical love story about the bad boy and the good girl. The player and the nerd.
This is reality and lets face it, reality isn't as appealing.
Reality is waking up with bad breath and your hair sticking up in all directions.
Reality is homework and chores and vegetables and all the other sucky things you have to face in life.
Reality is we won't always end up with the person we want like in the fairytales.