by Zuzia


"Kevin: Can I borrow the truck for the drive-in?
Sheriff Keller: You got a date?
Kevin: No, I'm going with Veronica.
Sheriff Keller: Ah okay. Isn't there a nice gay kid at your school?
Kevin: Yes, there is. Me.
Sheriff Keller: Alright. No cruising guys tonight. We both know what goes in those woods.
Kevin: Oh my God, Dad!"