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The freaky thing about nightmares is realizing that they were created by your mind.
Me trying to fix my life
It begins with watching an innocent video on Youtube, and some how ending up at the weird part of Youtube.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Making up fake rules when there is a substitute teacher.
We all have that friend who takes something you say and make it sound dirty.