Well, there are a lot of things that are a bit...negative. Perhaps people don't see you as you REALLY are. I mean, being a succulent plant is not that easy, especially when you are a cactus.

THAT'S RIGHT, A CACTUS. A SUPER CUTE BUT MISUNDERSTOOD CACTUS.

You are green, that's the problem. I mean, this colour is very popular, but not for...plants. It sounds strange, but who wants a plant that doesn't even have coloured flowers and stays always green? And darlin', remember that you have those little spikes. Not so fashionable. Nope.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? BEING A CACTUS IS AWESOME. I REALLY MEAN IT. WHY YOU ASK, DARLIN'? BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MOST SASSY PLANT EVER, YOUR GREEN COLOUR ATTRACTS PEOPLE, MAKES THEM WONDER WHO IS THAT FAB PLANT RIGHT THERE? AND THOSE SPIKES, THEY ARE THERE FOR YOU TO PROTECT YOU BABY, TO PROTECT SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THING.

It doesn't matter what you are, a man, plant, animal...just remember that you are amazing. Staying alive is all that matters. Don't waste your life thinking others are ''more beautiful''. Just stay positive and remind yourself that ''beautiful'' is a word with a different meaning for EVERYONE. Because, baby, you are everything you want to be.