1. Drama violators will be bitch slapped

2. If cops arrive, every motherfucker for themselves…

3. Don’t be a cockblock

4. If you’re going to throw up you better make it look classy as fuck

5. Drink until they’re cute (If they aren’t by shot #6 give up)

6. Don’t do anything you don’t want posted on snap or tagged on insta

7. Always toast before shots

8. GO HARD OR GO HOME